We're going back, back, back (yeah)
Back into the world of the Hexagons.
(Hexagons!)

We're getting ready, (yeah, ready)
To be running all around the maze.
(A maze full of hexagons)

[verse]
Be sure to bring your hat. (take a hat)
And a lovely pair of gloves. (for your hands)
So that we can run around on a maze full of hexagons.
(Woo, woo)
(Hexagons)

[break]

-=-=-

[chorus]
We're going back, back, back (yeah)
Back into the world of the Hexagons.
(Hexagons!)

We're getting ready, (yeah, ready)
To be running all around the maze.
(A maze full of hexagons)

[break]

[bridge]
It's a wooden wonderland where the numbers point the way,
To wherever we can journey every day. (tra la la la la la laa)
Roll the dice, move around, land yourself upon a gem,
And if you can find the right card. You can move again. (woo!)
(You got a bonus! Yeah!)

[break]

[outro]
We're going back, back, back (yeah)
Back into the world of the Hexagons.
(Hexagons!)

We're getting ready, (yeah, ready)
To be running all around the maze.
(A maze full of hexagons)

-=-=-

Come along with me, (come along)
We can journey through the hexagons.
(Hexagons!)

Reach the goal, (get to the end)
Let's celebrate! (Weeeee)

Those Hexagons!

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Colanary Combinations

Int. Dave's Living Room - Morning
[The vending machine from yesterday stands disconnected, with Dave wheeling in trolleys of different Cola varieties]

Dave: More variables! We need more variables!
Green: Variety is not equal to Variable.
Dave: Every difference in bubble accuracy might raise the power of the Colanary methodology. Just imagine how precise the floating point numbers might be when it uses Diet Coke.

[Dave starts loading bottles frantically]
Dave: Regular Cola for integers, Cherry for emergency debugging.. We've even got Coke Zero for when we want to do oldskool binary.
Green: Have you considered using Pepsi?
Dave: [stunned] DON'T YOU EVEN!!!
Green: Sorry! Sorry!

[Dave continues stocking while muttering]
Dave: Caffeine-free for sleep mode. Windows needs all the help it can get for that. Vanilla for string variables...
Lady Computer: *"WARNING: Multiple Cola varieties detected"*
Dave: That's the point! It's like RAM, but fizzy!
Green: And sticky. Don't forget sticky.

[Dave suddenly stops, holding a Lemon Cola]
Dave: Nobody likes Lemon.
Green: I dunno, I quite like it. It's chilling.
Dave: This one can be for error handling!
Green: The whole system is an error, Dave.
Dave: No, no - it just needs more varieties! Maybe some foreign Cola, so it can handle international characters...
Green: I don't think that's how that works.
Dave: Do they do Emoji Coke?

[Dave starts reconnecting wires]
Dave: OK.. Ready for test number two! Now with 57% more Cola varieties!
Green: Better warn Mr Heinz.
Dave: Don't be silly. There's no beans in here, Greenie.
Green: Should I call the hospital now or wait until after you've hit the enter key?
Dave: Have faith in the fizz, Greenie!

[End credits]