Introducing a brand new concept to AGameAWeek. Pay now, and in about 12 months time, once I can find any time to do it, I'll send you a personalised copy of a random game from the archive.
You don't even have to choose which!
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You can show off your personalised copy to all of your friends, and they'll be super excited that you have a premiere edition of a game you didn't even pick. I'll be picking it, it's my decision, and your personalisation will take pride and place at the forefront of the game.
You'll feel the pride of having paid towards my Switch 2, and some more Chicago Town pizzas to go in our lovely new Air Fryer.
We need all the money we can get, so we can continue to experiment with not burning our pizzas, because the Air Fryer is too powerful and we're not quite used to the controls yet.
Price wise. I've been trying to keep that as low as I can, but with all the Tariffs that are being banded around at the moment, I'm not sure if £5,000 per game is enough, especially with them being so personalised. I might have to expand it to £15,000 per game, or thereabouts. But don't worry, for that price you'll be getting a 100% digital copy, and I'll even throw in a sparkling diamond .gif, too, so you can feel extra proud of your purchase.
I'll even add a song from Suno about your purchase. That's exactly the sort of unique personalised effort that you can expect from AGameAWeek.
Meanwhile
There's not been any suggestions for Word/Theme of the month, so I've had to improvise this month.
I did dig out the word "Dissertation" from the spam we got over the past few days, and though my mind thought that would be a good idea, when I asked ChatGPT if there was a suitable emoji resembling Dissertation, the first thing it fed back was...
📚
Which is the exact same emoji we've been using for Stacks, last month. Hmmm..
Instead, then, I've opted for a clown, or a fool, or a joker.
There's plenty of options with that, I think.
🤡
So, yeah, a month of fools.
Let's get started!!!
....After a nap
[verse]
Hey there, Derek, I hope you like your game.
I didn't make it just for you, but I added your name to the screen.
Hey there, Derek, I'm glad that you paid me a fortune,
So that you could see your name in a light, atop my epic game.
[chorus]
It's just for you, Derek.
There's no one else out there,
Who wanted their name on this rushed out game.
This special edition is yours.
It's just for you, Derek.
Why wouldn't you want to spend,
The extravagant amount you spent on this.
I'm happy to make it yours.
[break]
[interlude]
Ooh, Ooh, yeah, Derek.
This is Derek's copy of the game.
Yeah, Yeah.
[break]
[bridge]
In years to come,
Your grandchildren will wonder why,
You spent all their inheritance,
On a daft game with Derek on the screen.
[break]
[chorus]
It's just for you, Derek.
There's no one else out there,
Who wanted their name on this rushed out game.
This special edition is yours. (And yours alone)
It's just for you, Derek.
Why wouldn't you want to spend,
The extravagant amount you spent on this.
I'm happy to make it yours. (It's just for you)
[break]
[outro]
But you did. And I'm glad.
And my noodle fund is happy.
Now your name, Derek, is on display,
And you're so glad. (You are so glad.)
Oh yes you're glad that you have spent so much.
Thank you, Derek.
[chorus]
It's just for you, Derek.
There's no one else out there, (nobody)
Who wanted their name on this rushed out game.
This special edition is yours. (It's just for you)
It's just for you, Derek.
Why wouldn't you want to spend,
The extravagant amount you spent on this. (So much money)
I'm happy to make it yours. (And yours alone)
There's only one song today, because it's personalised, just for you.
As long as your name is Derek.
Additional fees may be incurred if your name is not Derek.
Sung by Suno
"Cartoon Derek swimming in a giant swimming pool full of money, coins, notes" by Replicate/Flux
Int. Dave's Living Room - Morning
[Dave opens the door to find Green standing there]
Dave: Oh, hi, Greenie. How surprising to see you.
Green: I'm here practically every day, Dave. We made ScrunchCakes yesterday, remember.
Dave: What cake? Oh, you mean this innocent ScrunchCake sitting here? With a lovely glass of Coke?
Green: The one with the Super Death Mega Sauce and non-edible glitter.
Dave: .. You remembered that?
Green: I was literally there. I watched you make it.
Dave: Yeah, but you forget everything.
[Dave flops onto the couch dramatically]
Dave: But it's tradition! April Fools!
Green: It's not really a fool when I knew about it a day in advance.
Dave: The purple food colouring was supposed to help you forget!
Green: That's not how purple works, Dave.
Dave: Is too! Purple makes everything taste like purple!
Green: I'm still not eating it.
Dave: Fine! More for me then!
[Dave picks up the cake confidently, then hesitates]
Green: Go on then.
Dave: I will!
Green: ...
Dave: Any minute now.
Green: Go on.
Dave: Just savouring the moment!
[The toaster beeps mockingly from the kitchen]
Dave: Oh shut up, you!
[End credits roll as Dave tries to convince Lady Computer to eat the cake instead, while Green drinks the Coke]
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